I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
