Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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