the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think your dad took our porno
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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