The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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