Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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