All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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