You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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