That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
no. you can't hotbox the world.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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