Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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