Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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