Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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