found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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