Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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