S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
what the fuck happened to the tacos
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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