I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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