Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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