Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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