i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
a search helicopter?!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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