dude i'm inner monologue high
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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