hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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