we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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