the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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