ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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