I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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