At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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