If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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