love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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