I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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