I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
try to milk me bitch
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