was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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