he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize