how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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