I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I party with great urgency now.
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