Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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