so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
ok first of all what the fuck
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
