like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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