i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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