Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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