It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
