she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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