I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Come on in and take your pants off
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