Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
