Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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