Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I party with great urgency now.
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