i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
i out mim tonsoeep
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