So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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