I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think my mom watched the whole time
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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