White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My pussy is not your playground.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Randomize
