Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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