some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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