Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Randomize
