so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
