Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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