loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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