My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
