apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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