Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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