We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
why is half of my head shaved?
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