Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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